I'm so excited.
First of all, never tell me secrets. I can't keep them. You hear me? Do not tell me secrets.
That being said, someone told me one and it's all I can do not to say anything. I'm like Kristin Wigg's character on Saturday Night Live. Have you seen that? She can't contain herself when someone tells her something good.
I know a secret. And I get to tell it to you really soon. How soon? Before the month is over.
Oh no. Have I said too much?